I present to you: Tiptoes. This movie is absolutely real and is from 2003. It appears to have gone straight to DVD. Plenty of movies go straight to DVD, I realize, but this is unusual due to its star-studded cast.
The hyperbolic praise of Gary Oldman's performance is what really made this trailer seem fake. But no, here's the IMDB page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316768/ . Special thanks to my lovely boyfriend Scott for alerting me to the existence of this gem.