Do-It-Yourself Inspirational Sports Movie

I am so sick of all the inspirational sports movies they are cranking out by the minute these days. So formulaic and redundant. It seems anyone could do it...hey...

Do-It-Yourself Inspirational Sports Movie Plot!

Directions: Pick one each from column A, B, and C, then fill in your choices in the corresponding places.


A
prison inmates
troubled youth
African-Americans
mentally handicapped
senior citizens
orphans
monkeys

B
football
basketball
swimming
baseball
hockey
track and field
figure skating
luge

C
recovering alcoholic
former champion
normal person
minority
woman
tough guy with a heart of gold
ex-con
midget

"Coming to theaters this summer! The inspiring tale of a ragtag team of (A), breaking into the sport of (B) which previously had been universally inaccessible to (A), as coached by a (C). Based on a true story!!"

Honestly, any combo you create could be coming to theaters soon.